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School!!!

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:02:18 GMT

So whats up everyone? I'm finally back from my dads house *I got back last Friday...* So I geuss that I'm a little delayed... lol So school's started and I think that this year is going to be way better... I am determined to make sure that there is no drama between me and my friends this year. And if there's any drama between my friends, I am going to TRY and stay out of it!!! And I am going to TRY and do my work and pay attention in class... Except for science and band... t hee hee.

Well not really... I am going to pass this year!!! Well g2g bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye leave me comments!!!!!!

Hello everyone

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:12:32 GMT

Hey everyone I'm over at my dads house in Houston... Yea I am supposed to get a new cellphone some time this week... I reaally hope that I do. But these past few days have been pretty hard on me. My dads a total drunk. *Not the one I live with the one I'm visiting* He's drunk right now, he was drunk all last night. It's terrible. So tomorrow I'm going to go spend the night at my friend Chelsie's house... She's really a great friend. She's been with me through all of this stuff. My dads been lecturing us about guys and rape and molesting and that he "swaers to God that if he comes home and there's a guy here, he will kill them."

Yea and then he said that if we F**** with him he'll kill us too. Yea. So please pray for me. Leave me comments

Thank you Sarah for this weblog entry!!!

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:19:27 GMT

She sat him across from her,
She looked him in the eye.
"How much do you love me?"
He said: "For you, I would die."
She looked down at her hands,
"Would you ever let me go?"
His face turned very serious,
And he responded with a "no."
"What is this about?" He asked,
The girl only shook her head,
"Nothing, I was just curious, "
But he doubted in what she said.
Three weeks after this though,
She sat him down again,
And softly she whispered,
"Do you think there is a heaven?"
He stared at her intently,
Before opening his mouth to reply,
"Yes, I believe there is..."
He pointed to the sky.
The girl seemed mostly satisfied,
But her eyes held a sad light,
She held his hand and kissed it,
And he knew something wasn't right.
"Baby tell me now please, "
What are you hiding from me?"
She avoided looking at him,
This wasn't going to be easy.....
Five days later she found herself,
Cradled in a hospital bed,
Her boyfriend right next her,
Gently kissing her forehead.
"You're gonna be okay, "
He smiled down at her.
Still in a little shock,
That she had liver cancer.
She had told him she was sick,
And chances were very grim,
But during the week he was tested,
And told her cure was within him.
So when he had kissed his girl,
He had been kissing her goodbye,
How much did he love her?
...For her he would die....
The girl woke up later that day,
After a complicated surgery.
She had gone expecting to die,
Confused she said: What happened to me?
The surgeon looked at her,
"Your man also went under the knife,
He gave you his good liver,
In order to save your life."
So he hadn't let her go,
But instead gone in her place,
Trusting that one day in heaven,
He would again look her in the face.

Thats sad, huh??? Well plz leave me comments! Bye!

I am ungrounded!!!I think

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:59:38 GMT

So I am bored.... Nobody's leaving me any comments... Or calling me...lol I am really bored. I checled the pool temp. this morning and it was, like, 103 degrees. And outside it was, like, 104/ Yea it's kinda getting hot. Ya'll should come swimming!!! Kristen F. and Morgan W. are pretty much the only one's who have been coming over... I NEED MORE FRINDS!!!lol So bored... My brothers are over... Yea um... I might be going to Falishea's B-day party... Okay bored now...again...

JOEYS GONNA GET BRACES NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello all!!!!

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:43:42 GMT

Well, I want you all to know that I am grounded, so I might not be able to get on as much.g2g bye!

Why are you always telling me to go F*** a goat?

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 19:07:39 GMT

lol SO whats up everyone? Hi ahmad!!! I kno you will never get a xanga, and only go on here to see my music video!!lol SO this morning my mom called my brother outside and showed these cute little black kittens that she found underneath our table. See, our cat had a liter, but then she abandoned them. But I geuss she kept these ones alive. Now we effing have 5 black cats!!!lol

I am installing Yahoo!Messenger w/ Voice on my computer*Finally* So I dnt have to go to Chrissy's house to IM people!lol

I really love going to ppl's houses...Like, really!!!!*hint hint someone invite me to their house!!*

Right now I am about 30% done with my instalation... UH I AM BORED! Well I have a myspace!!!Add me www.myspace.com/XXXAnyones_BabyXXX yea I have, like, 13 friends, and I think Jaclynn took Joey off my friends list!!!Shes the only one who knows my password..

LEAVE ME COMMENTS!!!

NEW VIDEO SON!!!!

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 17:35:07 GMT

So I have a new video and I cry everytime I see it. I dont know why it is sooooooooo sweet!!!!

Leave me comments, k?

DOES anyone even F***ing read this anyways?

So Hey!

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 19:41:48 GMT

Hey what's up homeys? I am pretty good. Made alot of friends here lately. One named Ryan *hey Ryan* and they other one is really kool he calls me Ginger. He is so sweet I love him!!! He,like, never says anything mean! And he lives in Kawait.

SO I got some really kool icons.

cute, huh?

To you, Ryan and Ahmad.

; )

Yea and some other ones but I g2g I love ya'll EMOS AND MY FRIENDS PLZ LEAVE ME COMMENTS

PARTYYY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:23:55 GMT

Party, son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm really hoping that my party goes well. Anyone who didnt get invited, nothing personal, k?I only got to invite 6 ppl(Jaclynn) and if I could, I would invite u all!!!!!

So have ya'll seen my video at the top? Those darn strippers! They just temp Brendon so much, what do u expect? I would probly make the same disicion that he did...

PARTY!!!!!

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 22:02:36 GMT

So I may be having a pool party Saturday. If I dont invite you, dont feel bad.Nothing personal. I dont know how many people I will be able to invite, so yea.

If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

The primary color of your car is "bondo".

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.

You've ever used lard in bed.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You prominently display a gifts bought at Graceland.

You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You think that Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.

The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

You've ever used a weed eater indoors.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels.

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You go to your family reunion to meet women.

Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You've been too drunk to fish.

You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.

You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".

You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Someone in your family says "Cum'n here an' lookit this afore I flush it."

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.

You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.

You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".

You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".

You've ever made change in the offering plate.

If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year".

You consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...

You own at least 20 baseball hats.

You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.

You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!

Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.

You have 5 cars that are immobile and a house that isn't!

Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end".

Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)

You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertible top.

You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.

You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.

There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'.

It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"

Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.

The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so you can get grandma a new plug of tobacco.

Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle.

Ya can't get married to your sweetheart cause there is a law against it.

You celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)

You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!

When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.

Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of taking the wheels off his doublewide.

Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.

Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.

Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".

Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'.

Your Momma would rather go to the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.

You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You've ever hit a deer with your car... on purpose!

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.

Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Your dad is also your favorite uncle.

You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

You've ever yelled "Rock the house Bubba!" during a piano recital.

You were taught to put your underwear on yellow in front, brown behind.

You buy two CB radios so you can talk to yourself.